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@McGrumpenstein: DRY CLEANER: ...are these
ME: yes, Taco Bell hot sauce stains
DRY CLEANER: but it’s an...
ME: yes, I realize it’s an ascot

DRY CLEANER: …are these
ME: yes, Taco Bell hot sauce stains
DRY CLEANER: but it’s an…
ME: yes, I realize it’s an ascot

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