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@HenpeckedHal: Dubious claims my toddler made this week:
- he invented the thumbs up
- only *some* lizards can read
- he forgot how to eat carrots
- his daycare allows swords

How about your kid?

Dubious claims my toddler made this week:
– he invented the thumbs up
– only *some* lizards can read
– he forgot how to eat carrots 
– his daycare allows swords 

How about your kid?

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