baseball but the field is boobytrapped with hidden trampolines
Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it’s been since we’ve been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair…
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WHAT IS HAPPENING.
I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!
DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI
D: A huge cast
D: Realistic family photos
P: We don’t have the budget
Damn girl, are you ordering a third omelette? Then omelette you pay this bill! Lol!
No but seriously I forgot my wallet.
Them: ‘It’s a long story.’
Me: ‘How does it end?’
My minivan is always rocking, but it’s usually because I’m trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
My Sister is naming her baby Nevaeh because it’s Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she’s going to end up being. Tulsa.