@PortRooster: Due to a tragic "iTunes on shuffle" incident, I have had to convince the guys at work that I have a 12yr old daughter they have never met...
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@SondraDeeMe: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult.
@MoistPork: Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers.
@Marlebean: Mom Mom Mommy Mom Ma MOM MOMMY MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY MOMMMMMMMMMMY What are you eating? Xanax.