If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12.
Due to a tragic “iTunes on shuffle” incident, I have had to convince the guys at work that I have a 12yr old daughter they have never met…
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*Emerging from a ten year coma*
Dad: Well look who finally got up
Needless to say, I don’t think it’s good news.
“YOLO” giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha
fun prank: text a girl “we need to talk right now” and then throw your phone into a river
My coworker doesn’t like me which is weird bc her husband does.
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he’d carry on playing with its corpse
Me: You should be nicer to me. You’ll never have another dad.
5-year-old: Don’t be so sure. Mom is pretty.
FBI AGENT: [lifting crime scene tape and walking in] dale howard, fbi
ME: [following him] bob vulfov, looking for a bathroom
Me (digging a hole): how’s this?
My clone: at least 6 feet deeper
Me: you sure there’s treasure?
My Clone: toss me up your keys bud