@AlmightyBored: During a natural disaster be sure to keep your phone with you at all times. You never know when you might think of a joke to tweet.
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@fishbowel: Me: I love doing dishes while listening to my favorite boy band Her: N*SYNC? Me: no Sarah, I wash my dishes in the refrigerator
@jonnysun: SOUND GUY: [taps microphone] this is a test, testing, testing…1, 2, 3.. MICROPHONE: [sweatig profusley] OH GOD, UH. FOUR?!! FOUR, IS IT FOUR
@DeadLioness: Could be worse. Someone could be trying to tell you that everything happens for a reason.