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@BoomBoomBetty: [during home renovation]

My spouse, screaming: There’s a dead body in the walls!

Me: What a relief, I was afraid you found mold.

[during home renovation]
 
My spouse, screaming: There’s a dead body in the walls!
 
Me: What a relief, I was afraid you found mold.

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