All of my suspicions are sneaking around.
elon: say the thing
grimes: *sigh* omg babe your submarine is waaaay too big for this tiny cave
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Sheriff: you mean to tell me you’ve walked into this town for a lame joke set up?
Stranger: things have happened
If you do a Marilyn Monroe-esque rendition of Happy Birthday, they’ll stop inviting you to their kid’s birthday parties.
I hate when I get branded “Meanest Mom” so early in the morning.
It gives me nothing to shoot for the rest of the day.
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I accidentally put my yoga pants on backwards this morning; and I’m absolutely horrified to say, they’ve never fit better.
I thought this waitress was in love with me but then right in front of my eyes she started to bring other people food.