I wonder if Pink’s parents are named Red and White.
Dyslexics are teople poo!
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You’re Twitter famous. Cool, cool.
I won a dodgeball tournament in 3rd grade and I got a real trophy for that.
Hey girl, are you a check engine light? ‘Cause I’m not sure what you’re trying to tell me but I have a feeling you’re going to ruin my day.
Me: I’ve brought a urine sample
Doctor: I didn’t ask for a urine sample
Me: There was a lot of traffic
I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker.
I can tell so much about a person just by guessing.
GF: What’s my biggest flaw?
ME: You haven’t got any, you’re perfect, I love you
GF: No come on, I mean pacifically
ME: We should split up
Hockey is a sport where people use feet knives to walk so they can score a goal with a tiny hamburger.
37yo husband just bought himself clothes from Hollister. Please keep my family in your thoughts during this difficult time.