WINDOWS: update? 🙂
ME: I can’t
WINDOWS: later? 🙂
ME: I don’t know if I—
WINDOWS: pwease? 🙂
ME: fine, later tho
WINDOWS: *immediately restarting* oops 🙂
Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles.
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This ATM has just charged me £2 for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed.
Pretty ironic if you ask me.
*eats pizza out of box in bed
*wakes up next to leftover pizza
Voila! Breakfast in bed!
I’m 39 years old and I still have no idea what I would do if a kangaroo entered my bedroom in the middle of the night.
I dunno but if I was a “doctor to the stars” I sure wouldn’t be bragging about it these days
*puts up baby gates all around the outside of my house*
There. That should keep ’em out.
Ate Frosted Mini Wheats this morning, pooped a mini patio set this evening.
My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat.
If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook.