@TheIronSherk: Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries.
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@withanewname: Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.
@AristotlesNZ: My stalker sucks. She needs to try harder. I always have to keep going & finding her. It's like I'm following HER around. It's ridiculous.
@JeffSarcastic: [dinner negotiations] Wife: where do you want to go to eat? Me: ugh Wife: Me: you pick Wife: I'm craving kale Me: I'll pick