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@Mr_Kapowski: *eating before going in Costco*
"Now I won't overeat samples*

[5 mins later]

*slams cup down*
"Hit me again"

"Sir, that was motor oil"

*eating before going in Costco*
“Now I won’t overeat samples*

[5 mins later]

*slams cup down*
“Hit me again”

“Sir, that was motor oil”

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