Doctor: I have some bad news
Me: Why can’t my grandma tell me?
Doctor: I’m afraid she passed
Me: oh no
Grandma: Yeah screw that, I’m not doing it
*eats nothing but junk food for 3 weeks straight*
OMG is bellyache a symptom?!
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