@13spencer: I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics.

@lorigonzalez28: Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left.

@shariv67: No matter how many times he was killed by their products, Wile E Coyote remained loyal to the ACME brand. You've gotta respect that.

@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?

@OBiiieeee: First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though