@SauceLord_Bob: edibles don’t work unless you talk shit about them first LMAO
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@13spencer: I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics.
@lorigonzalez28: Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left.
@shariv67: No matter how many times he was killed by their products, Wile E Coyote remained loyal to the ACME brand. You've gotta respect that.
@SamePageDifDay: Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?