@juliussharpe: Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car.

@BackrowSeats: The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me.

@Rollmaninoz: In Australia, 7 spiders eat you in your sleep every year.

@RandomRamblr: [Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing

@girlnarly: [first person to dance] what’s happening to my extremities