@MissHavisham: Email from the PTA tells me if I don’t join, I “will not be allowed inside the school to assist with the children’s class parties” & it’s like whoa whoa whoa threaten me harder.
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@TheIronSherk: Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*
@WhtUReallyMean: I think my downstairs neighbors are beginning to suspect I'm living in their attic.
@JediGigi: Ugh my boyfriend's all "Stop asking my Dad if he likes your underoos" and "Stop snap-chatting my Mom" and "Stop calling me your boyfriend"