The founder of Adidas went by the nickname Adi, because his real name – Adolf – has become rather unpopular.
[end of date]
Him: I’ll text you soon.
Her: Cool. I’ll just sit here in your car until you do.
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Me: *stops sculpting a Lionel Richie head* Nope. What’s up?
[Giving a toast]
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My wife just told me 11 more things I do wrong after she said she wasn’t talking to me anymore.
Dude went to the Yosemite Sam school of how to deal with critters.
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Dear rock bands,
If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask.