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@david8hughes: Engineer: we’ve done it. We’ve created the most advanced robot known to man, even capable of feeling emotion
Boss: can he read slightly jumbled letters when trying to sign up to a website?
Engineer: obviously not

Engineer: we’ve done it. We’ve created the most advanced robot known to man, even capable of feeling emotion Boss: can he read slightly jumbled letters when trying to sign up to a website? Engineer: obviously not
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