According to the amount of bacon I just put in the air fryer, I’m a family of 8.
Ever try spreading really cold butter on toast? I’m like the human version of that.
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This is a bobcat. 😂
DEAR ENTIRE WORLD: LIGHTENING IS WHAT BLEACH DOES TO HAIR. LIGHTNING IS WHAT I’M GOING TO STRIKE YOU WITH FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SPELLING.
That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him.
My date didn’t go as planned and now I don’t know what to do with this kiddie pool full of nacho cheese.
Him: Are u free later?
Me: No I’m expensive all the time
Chinese food – $25
Delivery fee – $3.99
Realizing they forgot a container – riceless
Doughnuts alone won’t fill the emptiness in your soul…you’ll also need chocolate milk.
5,”So we don’t get to open any presents today?”
5, “So basically Thanksgiving is just Christmas for your tummy, right?”
Wanna talk about Sodium?
Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine?
OMg PISS OFF