@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.
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@theshantilly: Me: How awful do I look? Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on? Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
@AndyAsAdjective: BOSS: why were you late? ME: [thinking back to filling each waffle trap with the exact same amount of syrup] traffic