regardless means without regard
irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes
Every parent: do you know how to get there? You just make a left then right then through 3 lights then a left and it’s a mile ahead on the right
Me: *nods as I type the address into google maps*
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I had to explain that it was an actual photo of my relatives.
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Sorry to bang on about this but the lack of references to penguins in the Bible is undermining my faith
Her: sobbing, smashing Doritos and cupcakes into her mouth*
Him: how was your day, babe?
I’m anti-thesaurus, for lack of a better word.
AAA publishers: “CUSTOMERS WANT HUGE $60 EXPERIENCE WITH EPIC OPEN WORLDS AND CUTTING EDGE GRAPHICS”
gamers: “haha honk honk im an angry goose”
My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I’m 1 million percent sure this is Adele’s fault
16 yo daughter: I feel like nobody spends time with me
*returns to bedroom where she has had herself locked in for the last 742 days*