RIP the dinosaurs. Can’t believe it’s 65 million years already.
Always in my thoughts
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TIMMY: What’s that, girl?
LASSIE (echoing from the bottom of a well): *bark bark bark*
TIMMY: You say you’re aware of the irony of the situation?
Me: so I’ve been a little unclear regarding everything you’ve asked me to do since Monday
Me: let me finish. In February. 2011.
My identical twin is insufferable. He manages to look ten years younger than me due to a superior moisturising regimen. He’s really rubbing it in.
If I had to be in the military I’d probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot
Still not over my son telling me the toilet was smoking, and I rushed upstairs to this
Me: you want french toast for breakfast?
Toddler: no thank you.
1) Go to Starbucks
2) Order coffee
3) Tell them your name is Waldo
How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie
I was fired from my job as hotel front desk manager for yelling “Get a room!” to every couple that entered the hotel.