@CauseWereGuys: Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right.
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@Brampersandon_: When I die I want my funeral to be closed casket but like half way thru someone opens the lid and surprise - it's a nacho bar inside
@d_duhwit: Me: Cool car. I like the heated seats but they almost make it feel like I peed my pants. Lol Her: It doesn't have heated seats. Me: I have peed my pants.
@kpcuk: There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours
@1CleverGirl1: 3 days ago I ate my daughters's m&m's while she was napping. When she woke I told her the cat ate 'em She's still mad at the cat. Dumb kid.