@offbeatoliv: everybody gangster til u put a spider in their plastic easter egg
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@Cool_Jesse: That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard.
@slimmy_shady: In Korean restaurant w/my son & Korean waitress says to him"Hi, how are you"? "Sorry I don't speak Chinese" Great. I've raised a douche!
@WhatevaConc: If I see you wearing those toe shoes, I will call the police and give them your description every time a crime is reported on the news.
@WilliamRodgers: They say all good things must come to an end... After 7 wonderful years of marriage... I walked in on my wife... Watching Twilight..