@filmbizpro: "Everyday I'm shoveling" - Canadians Theme Song.
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@robotmouthfarts: EMT: [opens my shirt revealing bread covering my nipples] You faked cardiac arrest for this? Me: Just say clear and make my grilled cheese.
@Marlebean: Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains.