@HallpassCanada: Everyone always wants to date the hot crazy chick.....Till you're standing outside watching your house burn.
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@AngryRaccoon2: Hi I'm in my forties and I cry when I drop something on the floor and have to bend over and pick it up.
@Darlainky: My dog is always using my legs as a pillow, but the one time I lay down on him he acts like I should get out of his kennel.
@retniw_nuf: I wear my wedding ring everyday so I know my right hand from my left hand, incase the man of my dreams asks me for directions.
@Book_Krazy: Hub: When was your first kiss Me: July 4th 1978 I kissed Brent under the fireworks Hub: Didn't you have a frog named Brent Me: I hate you