@mynameisntdave: Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious.
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@MongooseMayhem: Let's play hide and sex. I mean seek. Damn it. Seek. Unless you're okay with hide and sex. I'll meet you in the hall closet in one minute.
@MomOnFire: I’ve been eating healthy, so it’s not the best time to confront me on something trivial.
@pleatedjeans: [airport] For $800 more you can upgrade to Arctic Class What's that? Same as coach but the flight staff is penguins [slaps table] SOLD