@Super_Cynthia: EVERYONE! Single file into the ocean, please.
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@jergarl: *dies *goes to heaven Grandma: Just so you know, I saw that stupid tweet about me *slaps my head ARE YOU HUNGRY YOU LOOK THIN?
@KentWGraham: You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.
@_Water_Baby: My TC promised me he likes it rough so, of course, I bought him a plane ticket. On United.
@KamaroPayne: My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche.