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Yeah, but can your 25 year old girlfriend do this? *falls asleep standing up*


absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys


Gets 5 hours of sleep: Wow I’m tired
Gets 8 hours of sleep: Wow I’m tired and I’m late for work


Listening to “Bad Company” by Bad Company from their album “Bad Company” how do they come up with this stuff


Wife’s been away since thursday, we ran out of spaghetti-o’s on friday, ate the dog yesterday, burned photo albums for heat today, pls help


“I was so high one time, I stopped at a stop sign for 20 minutes waiting for it to turn green.”


Flight attendant said I should exercise my legs then all of a sudden I’m ‘causing a scene’ and ‘I didn’t mean kickboxing.’


[tightening roller skates]

“stop worrying about me mom, I’m in a very dangerous gang, but we are really fast”


Wife: um our son has drawn a picture of Batman and Spider-Man beating someone up

Me: Oh no that’s so wrong!

Wife: I know!

Me: You don’t mix up Marvel and DC