@Auzzie78: Everything is made in China. Except babies. Babies are made in vaChina.
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@jonnysun: a bird doesnt sing becuase it has an answer. it sings becuase birds are jerks who like to hear the sound of their own voice
@Chumpstring: interviewer: what are your strengths me: when i was little i drew a picture of a beer so good my mom put it in the refrigerator and an hour later she tried to drink it interviewer: what about weaknesses me: my mom’s a mess