I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I’d say I’m a success compared to that.
-Bill DeNye, the Non-Science Guy
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Aw look he’s about to say his first words!
*baby opens mouth*
Here it comes!
Today, I’ve been debating what my next tattoo will be. Then my neighbor decided to set off fireworks in the middle of the day for the 3rd day in a row.
So, teardrop tattoo it is.
I’m not taking the Democrat convention seriously until someone starts talking to a table.
I’ll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare..
Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail.
I like to write “made you look” on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots.
Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with.
I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane.
Sorry but if these walls could talk I’m pretty sure they’d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you’re blowing out of proportion.