“Expecto me to be there”

Harry Potter RSVPing to a party

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My cat just meowed and it sounded like he said “ugh” and I’ve never agreed with him more


Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken.


5 year old son: I want to be a boxer.

Me: I think you’re too cute to be a boxer.

5: Yes, that is what everybody will think.


The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is.


*decorating the tree*

6yo: Dad, can I help?
Me: Of course! First we string the lights, then we show Mommy & she tells us what we did wrong.


The casting of the Little Mermaid is a joke. You need someone who can hold their breath for an hour and a half at least or the movie just isn’t believable.