What are you hiding in your locked instagram? sandwiches? Sunsets???? let us see your nephew!!!!
Fact: if you drop a penny from a skyscraper it can kill someone on the street? It’s true, I’m still glad I went with a bowling ball though
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“911, what’s your emergency?”
“My kids are being jerks.”
“Hey, Christian, you can’t keep calling here.”
“Are you gonna send help?”
Doctor: “I have never seen this before: You have no bones!”
Me: “Really? Could the x-ray be broken?”
Doctor: “Ignore what I just said.”
Meghan Trainor songs:
-All About That Bass
-Flounder’s Good Too
-Also I Like Shrimp
-Wait, I’m a Vegan
-All About That Kale
Hey, Lady Gaga. I know your fan base would probably revolt, but can you please hire the Goo Goo Dolls as your opening act so you can call it the Goo Goo Gaga Tour? Thanks in advance for your consideration.
This day in history. 1973. Pablo Picasso died leaving behind his wife, 4 children, and a dog with piano key teeth and a halibut for a tail.
My husband changed his cologne brand for the 1st time in 31 years. Now he smells like I’m having an affair.
You know that moment when you close a cupboard and hear something fall? That’s the sound of someone else’s problem