@tsm560: Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well.
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@xLiserx: How long into a conversation is it too late to admit you’ve forgotten his name? We’ve been married 6 years.
@dogboner: in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a "rocket ship" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought
@Beatonm5: Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make ●︿●
@Sophie2078: *receiving flowers I don’t know why people act so surprised when I fold them and put them in my purse.