@Goldishocks: Falling in love is like diving into a tin of marshmallows, then hitting your head on the bottom.
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@_21Average_: My boss: we need to talk Me: ): My boss: we found your Twitter Me: )): My boss: you’re not fired Me: (: My boss: but you’re not funny Me: ):
@xLiserx: *Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* "Oh no! My research!!"
@Miniwheats2012: Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby.
@AmateurIdiot: If I insisted on getting my kids to bed by 7:00 every night, I'd have to start their bedtime routine just after breakfast.