@fluffysuse: Falling in love makes you do stupid things. Once I even got married.
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@charliedelta7: If I see you selling weed, I will call the cops.... and report a robbery across town..... then come over and buy some weed. Safety first.
@lwhit_the_boss: A girl told me how hard it is for her to gain weight. I said it's hard for me NOT to. We had a good laugh & then I punched her in the face.
@P1ssed_K1d: My dog eats too much food and throws it up. EVERYDAY. I swear to God if she keeps this up, she's going to look amazing.
@c12h22o11balls: Kissing: first base Under shirt stuff: second base Under pants stuff: third base Taking two to make a thing go right: Rob Bass