So glad I don’t subtweet like SOME PEOPLE.
“Farm to fork”, but it’s just me taking you to a corn maze to bang.
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She said to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you….
~ Can you believe she walked out the Subway with an attitude!!
Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars.
i want the first line of my obituary to be about how i once used an umbrella three different times before losing it
My dad shouted “shut up idiots” to the cats.
I told him “You’re speaking English to a cat. You’re the idiot. You have to meow at them.”
I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you…MUCH WORSE!
angel: they’re making great progress with the vaccine
god: murder hornets
god: murder hornets everywhere
angel: why god
god: 2020 mf
The Revenant bear attack scene only it’s me trying to get out of volunteering at my kid’s school.