@SoVeryBritish: Feeling extremely smug after being the best at pulling over to let an ambulance pass
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@Matty_Softmitts: So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
@Reverend_Scott: [at Applebees on Christmas] God: Your food good? Jesus: Ya, it- *a crowd of servers surrounds them* Jesus: You didn't... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y
@adrianmyreality: Every time my neighbor mows his lawn at 7am, I just stand on my front porch naked with my coffee watching him.
@Dutch_50: So, wearing fur is wrong but wearing a Hawaiian shirt is OK? Do they even know how many Hawaiians had to die to make that shirt?