@SamuelHLowe: Fencing proves that with enough rules even a sword fight can be boring as hell.
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@AndrewNadeau0: No one told me about Snapchat filters so all this time I've just been taping animals to my face.
@Arrogant_Twat: My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.
@samttaggart: When I was 23, I was doing improv and was afraid to let people in the scene know I was gay. Now, I’m happy to be gay and ashamed to let people know I used to do improv.
@AmishPornStar1: "I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!" "Sir, this is a library." *whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."