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@BonesHer: Few things are creepier than someone saying "I know" after you introduce yourself.
@AntozWolf: When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
@aaronup: Hiphop cereal idea: Ludacrisp
@anerdonfire2: It's when I saw the children playing with their toys completely wrong that I knew I had to step in
@ch000ch: take me to the middle of the desert and just leave me there
@AimeeHelene1: I lost 6 hours of sleep last night, lying in bed wondering if Muppets get haircuts.