@BonesHer: Few things are creepier than someone saying "I know" after you introduce yourself.
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@ktoab: I don't have a spirit animal. I have a judgemental chicken that's followed me around my whole life shaking its head disapprovingly.
@BigJDubz: Colleague: any children? Me: we've got 2 amazing kids Wife: We've got 3 kids Me: I stand by what I said
@ObtuseHands: I got a T-shirt with an Ouija board printed on the back and now I get free massages from superstitious people.