Björk is probably my favorite singer named after the sound a dodgeball makes
Few things create body issues like a hotel pool towel
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I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I’m really not sure where I was going with this.
‘Space Jam’ never gets old – that’s because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don’t spoil. Hi, I’m Neil deGrasse Tyson.
the vaccine could be radioactive dumpster water & it would still be healthier than most of what I put into my body during quarantine
Magician: Pick a card, any car…
Magician: no, like a normal card
Me: Ohhhhh…Snorlax then
Who called it a vasectomy and not a cull de sack?
One day when my teenager was upset I said “It is what it is,” and now he says it to me every time I’m upset and, oh wow, it does not feel good
*takes 5 more shots*
me to an ex: wyd