[ field trip to the zoo ]
Teacher: what’s your favorite animal?
Debra: I like zebras!
Deborah: I like zeborahs!

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TRANSFORMER HUSBAND: Okay….hey, when did we get that wardrobe?


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*the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*


Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5’9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please


Don’t forget to hug your friends. They might be hiding a burrito from you, so get a good feel