Some people are doing stuff with their lives!!
Let’s mock them.
Fights fire with marshmallows
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I’m by far not the best person but by far the worst thing I’ve ever done is accidentally touch the mailman through my house’s mail slot. I have never before heard the sort of noise he made after reaching into what he hoped was the cold embrace of a mail slot and finding a hand.
Me: what should I do?
Dentist: stop eating sugar, drinking coffee and wine, cut back on stress..
Me: right but like realistically
I walked past a lady in her car with convertible down. She locked the door out of fear. So I smacked her in the back of the head & ran way
Of course he’s going to get re-elected, because once you go Black…
Do you know that horrible feeling of guilt when you eat all your kids candy?
Having kids is like living with an on-line troll you can’t unfollow.
Foreigner: I wanna know what love is..
Me: It’s a feeling you get when..
Foreigner: I want you to show me..
Me: Ok, like wow. We just met
“There is no ‘I’ in team!” Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam.
I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.