me: helo darkness my old friend
darkness, who just turned 30 and is totaly self-conscious about his age: cmon man im not old
Finding Nemo (2003) A father is criticized for being overprotective after his wife & kids are murdered & his only surviving son is kidnapped
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if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape
Twitter should have ” Throwing tomato” button.
Kanye West can’t wait to be the best man at his wedding.
That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20.
Dance like nobody’s watching you.
‘Cause they’re not.
Cannot believe that even in this day and age people discriminate against each other for petty things like race and religion. All people are deserving of love and respect if they’re good looking. Period.
Grandma, what big eyes you have!
thyroid actin’ up
What big ears you have!
What big teeth!
receding gums, look I’m just old ok
I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess.
I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.