@GrowlyGrego: FIRED? But I just started! How could I have known we don't do casual Fridays here? Fine. Direct your own goddamn funeral. *flip-flops away*
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@Chumpstring: I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place.
@dave_cactus: TALL GUY: 6 feet, 4 inches. ME: Wow! I only have two feet, but they're regular sized.
@garrettbarry70: The hotel has a live band and my favourite song is "We're going for a break now, we'll be back later"