@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats
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@AGStr8upNinja: It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers.
@Ygrene: Me: my point is, if you remove the potatoes from potato salad you aren't left with salad Deli Manager: Me: so what else are you lying about
@mrjohndarby: my brain: you have over a thousand unread emails me: yes my brain: are you ever going to read them? me: no my brain: then delete them me: no
@jazmasta: [meeting to name the brownie] "How about baked chocolate cake?" "Nah" "Yummy choccy bake?" "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...