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@ArfMeasures: Firefighter: This is a list of what was destroyed in the fire

Wife: Are my husband's Creed's albums on there?

Firefighter: No

Wife *slides him $20* what about now

Firefighter: This is a list of what was destroyed in the fire

Wife: Are my husband’s Creed’s albums on there?

Firefighter: No

Wife *slides him $20* what about now

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