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@Playing_Dad: [First date]
Date: I'm looking for a guy who's above average.
Me: [Trying to be above average] I've eaten 17 spiders this year

[First date]
Date: I’m looking for a guy who’s above average.
Me: [Trying to be above average] I’ve eaten 17 spiders this year

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