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@Big_Cat74: [first date]

Her: Dating is so hard now. There are so many weirdos out there, right?

Me: *loud prolonged dolphin screeching sound*

[first date]

Her: Dating is so hard now. There are so many weirdos out there, right? 

Me: *loud prolonged dolphin screeching sound*

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