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@PleaseBeGneiss: [first date]
HER: I like classic cars
ME: ugh do not get me started on the sequels
@philyuck: mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark
@ch000ch: this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning
@ProBirdRights: Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend.
@jngraphs: I see you've blocked me on all social media sites & moved house without leaving a forwarding address
Baby, does this mean we're on a break?
@T_Bonezzz_: [FIRST DATE]
Her: I’m a vegan
Me: [*trying to impress her] People hate me too