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@bingowings14: [first date]
Her: I like my steak rare
Him: *trying to impress* I'll order for both of us. 2 panda fillets please.

[first date]
Her: I like my steak rare
Him: *trying to impress* I’ll order for both of us. 2 panda fillets please.

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