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@dannyboy7813: *first date*

Her: I'm a bit of a night owl

Me: Surely as most owls are nocturnal then it's just an owl

H: Well, aren't you a hoot

*first date*

Her: I’m a bit of a night owl

Me: Surely as most owls are nocturnal then it’s just an owl 

H: Well, aren’t you a hoot

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